Tuesday, January 4

Cat fight #4: Steyn v Monbiot

I can't stand Mark Steyn and George Monbiot, so sticking it to both while they stick it to each other's kind over the Asian tsunami is too much jolly, and too easy, to pass up on.

If you can take seriously someone who watches the Vicar of Dibley (Monbiot) then I pity you. By the way, he has proposed that we have a govt of the world, with one person, one vote ie the world shall be run by Chinks.

Yeah: he's yer original bona fide egghead cretin.

Steyn's in partly because he's sticking it to Clare Short, that weeping Chip-bowl-faced Brummie. And the UN get it in the neck as per. But once a god-botherer . . .

Incidentally, is it true that while, say, the US govt has pledged hunderds of millions of dollars, the French govt has, so far, offered a couple of cheese hampers?

If so, that's why I adore the French. And I mean adore. The land of Mr Contrary. But I still find this funny:

Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on: the first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”


But the fourth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: “The French are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus, the head and arse are interchangeable.”

STOP PRESS: I recently reported Saint Michael Jackson's aborted plans to lay down in vigil on Phuket beach, communing with the souls of the many, many dead children - plans aborted because he's busy donning the white suit for some LA justice.

However, his holeyness Bono has announced that he shall, once more, step into the moral breach, accompanied by his long-time unrepentant Magdalene Ms Andrea Corr. Their respective publicists in lala land are already building this "'10' meets Splash phenomenon".

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posted by DD @ 11:12 

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