Wednesday, December 15

Adios, Pedro

Adios, Saint Pedro, adios.

I always thought he would make the Lion Judas move to the Yankees, so the switch to the Mets is a little bemusing, but money swears and, furthermore, I think it was time for Pedro to move on.

At Boston, the job is done. The World Series is in the bag.

But Pedro's arm is on the wane, and it's time for the Red Sox to get a fresher one. As for Pedro? Well, as Conan O'Brien had him saying, "It's time for me to get out of professional baseball - that's why I'm joining the Mets."

But thanks, Pedro, for some fantastic memories: the pitching duels with Judas Clemens; so many heart attack moments versus the damn Yankees; and, above all, for decking that old Humpty Dumpty Don Zimmer - still, still, my favourite non-baseball baseball moment, if you see or, indeed, care what I mean.

Plus: he's gone to a ball club which hates the Yankees almost as much as we do - if I may be so bold as to use that 'we' now.

By the by my New York friends, how are things blowing over in your trophy-arid Steroidsville?

I'm guessing that it's cold - and deathly silent, though friends of the shrivelling Jason Giambi have let slip that Vegas rates the Yankees as odds-on to come up short (read: lack of bottle - as in nerve, not juice!) yet again next autumn . . . Oh baby, I'd start applying The Cream now!

Nonetheless, I'm sure that Johnny of Nazareth wishes you all a merry little xmas, especially you stout denizens of the short right field porch at Yankee stadium.


posted by DD @ 10:39 


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