Friday, November 19

The Friday Fuck It #1

Life is short and so is the Friday Fuck It.

Today's ten:

Is Like a Rolling Stone the Greatest Rock & Roll Song of All Time? YES. But some of the others listed . . . Imagine? Pure yarbles.

Is Dave Eggers an overrated oily cunt? Read the top link. Oh, don't bother: the answer is YES.

Is Ireland the best place in the world to live? NO. It's the land of men beaten with the ugly stick, who still wear ski jumpers. And that's a fact jacked from the best bit of the whole bog - Dublin.

Did Julian Cope nail it when he described hell as being "U2 on a loop"? YES.

(And while we're there, thank you Alexis Petridis: Keane are Supertramp, and I prefer the latter. There's always one good thing to be said for Supertramp: so far as I know, after they made their pile they all fucked off to their ranches the size of Reading, and spared us any further opuses. Sadly, in pop music that makes them almost unique.)

Janet Street-Porter: offal? YES. And that's official. Once Janet Bull, always Janet Bull.

Prince Charles: ditto? Fuck YES.

Mark Thatcher: guilty?. YES YES YES. And wouldn't it be the bonus balls of bonus balls if 'Lord' Archer ended up in the soup?

Is racism endemic among Spanish football supporters? YES. Go ask Roberto Carlos: he's been on the receiving end of the "mono" monkey chants for the past ten years. Most concise, reflective analysis of the whole farrago is here. The most ridiculous? A real "Woman! Know your limits!" moment on last night's Question Time, when a female panellist suggested that teams should be penalised goals for racist abuse.

Ricky Gervais: can he do no wrong? YES.

And the MTV Europe awards: accurate in ignoring Britain? YES! As I've banged on bafore, aside from the cracked-up Libertines, British pop music is moribund.
Bioth Hey Ya and Toxic piss on anything churned out by any Brit this past couple of years. But an award for Muse? Arseholes.

What Ho! I'm off down to Devon to

a) scrote some pikeys

b) scrote some farmers

c) celebrate a friend's birthday

d) sample the nightlife of Exmouth. I've been told it's 500 single women - two nightclubs. Full SP (winners, losers, dopers, fallers, riderless horses) and steward's inquiry to follow.

A crack o' the whip!


posted by DD @ 06:15 


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